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heliolisk:

this is the kind of thing you see in horror movies

heliolisk:

this is the kind of thing you see in horror movies

(Source: 120-cell)

radsturbate:

marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs

spookbeast:

come on and slam

toothpast:

103312:

asperatus cloud

asparagus my ass tuRN THE FUCK AROUND

thatsonofamitch:

hitlervevo:

i wanna know the story behind this

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celtysturlusons:

animes i need to watch

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voldemortcanyounot:

thebabbagepatch:

fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

I am in physical pain

riversong01:

fulbrite:

HOW TO BECOME A GODDAMN MAGICIAN

1. OWN A TABLET PEN

2. PUT IT DOWN FOR TEN SECONDS

3. ABRACADABRA WHERE THE FUCK DID IT GO

never have I laughed so hard

(Source: fulbruh)

fartgallery:

Um, actually Godzilla is the doctor, not the monster

psychopathicrevolutions:

thilk:

sometimes homestuck characters get interpreted so badly that if the fandom were to organize a roleplay contest and hussie would join, hussie would lose

i wish this wasn’t true

butt-berry:

This is the whole show

butt-berry:

This is the whole show

jeankd:

beautifullyburnedxo:

sailordirtbag:

before you date a girl with a mental illness, remember: saying, “you’re beautiful” won’t balance the chemicals in her brain.

and don’t fucking say, “i’ll be here for you, no matter what,” if you don’t mean it.

don’t think you’re fixing her by saying, “i love you.” because you’re not

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All of it, but mostly the bolded

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